Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
