Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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