I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
No subtext here. People are naked.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
