Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
