mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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