Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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