where am i from again
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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