shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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