i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I believe in your delicious
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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