You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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