Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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