Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my being single is dangerous.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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