Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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