I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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