I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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