Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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