I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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