It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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