I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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