i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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