Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I think people are normalizing furries
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