Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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