living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
zippers are such a cool invention
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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