David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
