tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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