yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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