I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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