I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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