I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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