Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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