i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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