How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
My dick has a subreddit
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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