I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I understand Curling. That high.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Randomize
