Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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