Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize