The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Rumble strips road head = magical
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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