neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
