Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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