Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Randomize
