is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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