The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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