party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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