So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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