Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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