I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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