He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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