So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You did what with his pubic hair?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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