I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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