Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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