Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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