I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
