Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize