So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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