THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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