yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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